TERMS OF SERVICE

These Terms of Service ("Terms") are an agreement between you and laHva, Inc., a California corporation ("laHva", "we", "us"). They govern your use of meetjensen.com (the "Site") and the email signup described in Section 4.

They do not govern the JENSEN OS software. If and when you license that software, it will be governed by a separate End User License Agreement, which you will accept at that time. Nothing in these Terms grants you any license to JENSEN OS.

By using the Site or joining the email list, you accept these Terms. If you do not accept them, do not use the Site.

You must be 18 or older. If you use the Site on behalf of a company, you represent that you have authority to bind that company, and "you" means that company.

laHva is a one-person company. JENSEN OS is built and supported by a single developer working with AI assistance. We say so plainly because you should know it before you decide anything. Nothing on the Site is intended to suggest otherwise.

The Site is a pre-launch page. It describes a product that is in development and is not yet available.

4.1 The email signup. You can give us your email address so that we can tell you when JENSEN OS is available. We will send one email, at launch. We will not send a newsletter, a product-update series, or marketing messages. If we ever want to send you anything beyond that one notification, we will ask for your consent separately first.

4.2 What joining is not. Joining the list costs nothing and is not a purchase, order, pre-order, deposit, reservation, or subscription. It does not create an account. It does not obligate you to buy anything, and it does not obligate laHva to sell you anything, on any date, at any price.

4.3 Getting off the list. Email [email protected] and ask to be removed, and we will remove you. Requests are handled by hand; there is no self-service removal page.

4.4 No offer, no prices, no dates. Nothing on the Site is an offer to sell, and nothing on it is a binding commitment about features, pricing, availability, or timing. Anything the Site says about what JENSEN OS will do, when it will ship, or what it will cost is a statement of current intent about a product still being built, and it can change. Nothing on the Site, public or restricted, is an offer to sell or a solicitation of an offer to buy any security or investment.

4.5 When we start selling. We are not accepting payment through the Site. If that changes, we will publish the terms that govern the purchase — including price, refund, and cancellation terms and any required pre-payment disclosures — and you will accept them separately at that time. Those terms will not be applied to you retroactively by virtue of these Terms.

If we run a crowdfunding campaign, sell through an app store, or transact on any other platform, that transaction happens on that platform, under that platform's terms and that platform's relationship with you. These Terms do not govern it, and joining the email list gives you no rights, rewards, or priority in it.

You may not use the Site to break the law, probe or disrupt our infrastructure, scrape at abusive volume, submit email addresses that are not yours or that you are not authorized to submit, misrepresent your identity to us, or interfere with anyone else's use of the Site.

Parts of the Site are private and are made available only to people who receive their link and password, on separate terms. meetjensen.com/walkthrough is one of them.

Access to a restricted area requires you to accept the terms presented on its entry page. Those terms are a separate agreement, and where they differ from these Terms, they control for that area. Nothing in these Terms grants you access to a restricted area, and nothing in a restricted area is part of the public Site.

You may not share a logged-in session, get around a restricted area’s entry page, or enter under someone else’s name. We may withdraw access to a restricted area at any time, for any reason.

JENSEN OS can connect to outside services that you choose to authorize. When you do, that provider's own terms govern your relationship with it, in addition to any agreement you have with us.

If you use the JENSEN OS YouTube integration, you agree to be bound by the YouTube Terms of Service.

Other connected providers, including Meta platforms and LinkedIn, have their own terms of service and developer policies that apply to your use of those connections. Our Privacy Policy describes what each connection accesses and how to end it.

The JENSEN OS software and technology are owned by laHva's licensor and are licensed to laHva; laHva commercializes them as licensee. The Site's content is owned by laHva or its licensors. JENSEN OS, the JENSEN marks, laHva, and associated logos are trademarks used under license from their owner. Nothing on the Site or in these Terms grants you any right to use them.

You may not copy, scrape, or reuse Site content except as the law allows.

The Site is provided AS IS and AS AVAILABLE. To the fullest extent the law permits, laHva disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. We do not promise the Site will be uninterrupted or error-free.

Descriptions of JENSEN OS on the Site describe a product in development. They are not warranties and are not the binding description of anything. If and when you license the software, the license agreement will contain the binding description and the warranty terms that apply to it.

To the fullest extent the law permits:

• –laHva is not liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or for lost profits, data, or goodwill, arising from the Site or the email list; and
• –laHva's total liability for all claims relating to the Site or the email list is capped at the greater of the amounts you have paid us under these Terms in the 12 months before the claim, or USD $100.

Some jurisdictions do not allow certain limitations; where the law forbids a limitation, it does not apply to you. Nothing in these Terms limits liability that cannot lawfully be limited, including liability for fraud or willful injury.

These Terms are governed by the law of the State of California, without regard to its conflict-of-law rules. Disputes arising out of or relating to these Terms or the Site will be resolved in the state or federal courts located in San Diego County, California, and you and laHva consent to the jurisdiction of those courts.

If you are a consumer resident in a jurisdiction whose law gives you the right to bring proceedings in your local courts, or entitles you to the protection of mandatory provisions of your local law, nothing in this section takes that away from you.

We may update these Terms. The current version is always posted here with its effective date. Changes do not apply retroactively.

laHva, Inc.
10089 Willow Creek Road, Suite 200
San Diego, California 92131

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